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[lightthedarkness]

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Thoughts - Misfire - Late Evening

[takewhatsmine]

[Ban's already well on his way to sauced. It's a nightly thing for him, after all. Get drunk, forget about his shitty life. Pass out so he can't remember his dreams. But he's not asleep yet, just drunken thinking about the most random crap ever.]

Wonder if I should keep this label? Ehhh the ale wasn't that memorable. Not good or bad. Oh hey, a potato floats in it. That's kind of neat. Wonder if I could cook something with that. Drunken potato stew?

[lightthedarkness]

How do you make drunken potato stew? Sounds yummy! Also, uh, not much of a stew with only one potato, right? You'd need more than one.

[takewhatsmine]

Yeah, you're right. More potatoes. And carrots. Some mutton maybe...

[Does he question why random girl is talking to him about food? Nope.]

[lightthedarkness]

NO CARROTS!

[takewhatsmine]

Eh? Why not?

[They kind of round out most stews.]

[lightthedarkness]

Carrots are DISGUSTING and gross and the worst vegetable ever!

[takewhatsmine]

[Ban is tipsy but not quite drunk enough for this level of vegetable hate. He kind of blearily stares at his amulet trying to figure out if there's a way to turn down the girl in it.]

Ooooooookay. That's new to me. I mean if it was the Captain's cooking, I'd get it.

Hey, what about carrot cake? That's good, yeah?

[lightthedarkness]

NO! No, carrot cake is the worst of all! It tries to fool ya, tries to be like "Hey look at me! Don't I look tasty with this cream cheese frosting and a nice moist cake?" but then you bite into it and BAM! Carrots! Carrots everywhere and it's like "How could you betray me, cake!" And poor cake is like "It's not my fault, Usagi-chan! Carrot forced me to trick you!"

Carrots can go burn in a fire for eternity!

[takewhatsmine]

[Silence from Ban's end. He's just calmly quaffing another couple pints of ale. And the quiet mind was actually his goal in the first place. Except not for long because they stray back to Elaine as always. Her smile. Her laughter. Laying on the grass under the trees actually listening to him.]

No carrots.

[There's no point in arguing with someone that passionate about their dislikes, after all. It was a nice distraction, however.]

But potatoes are fine?

[lightthedarkness]

Oh yeah! Potatoes are awesome! I love potatoes!

[takewhatsmine]

You got it, little lady.

[Ban, you don't even know if she's little or ladylike at all. Yeesh.]

I assume you're gonna taste test it for me, yeah?

[lightthedarkness]

Of course! I can eat pretty much anything!

[takewhatsmine]

Except carrots.

[He's not really trying to troll, just blurting out the first thing that pops into his head.]

So who are you anyway?

[lightthedarkness]

Usagi Tsukino, a pleasure to meet you! And who are you?