I'm so happy for the both of you! Of course I'll help you plan it! Okay okay okay! I've gooooot...

[There's the sound of papers shuffling and a soft "hmm."] I've got a consultation opening in two weeks. Lots of people making final arrangements for their spring weddings, ya know?

And don't worry, the consultation is always free, it's only once you decide to use my services we can talk about my fees.